Secretly Timid

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

Amazing

kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

I laughed way too hard at this. My husband would have fucking loved this joke

if u say “i love you” too often it loses its meaning
boring people who probably read john green and listen to the beatles (via frnkierocellabration)

I say this shit every DAY and I’m trying to say it more and more to everybody in my life!!!

(via aleapizzeria)

Always say I love you. To all the people. It’s meaning is always slightly different, every time. Cause you never know, one day things will be fine, and before you know it, you could be dead in 3 months and wouldn’t you feel like a wasted life if you’d hoarded all your I Love Yous

Slowly letting your number move down into my inbox. Tomorrow I’ll have to scroll. Next month I’ll have to search

sexetc:

unimoosapus:

gayisthenewokay:

if i was bisexual i would use this line all the time

I am bisexual and I will, in fact, be using this in the future

Don’t forget Celebrate Bisexuality Day on September 23rd! Reblog if you support bisexual people!

these gender rolls taste disgusting

Taking away the opportunity for someone else to hurt me is harder than burying the man I love

When your husband dies people rush to your side and promise they’ll never leave. They say that everyone else will, but not them. Then, one day, they’re all gone, just like they promised they’d never be. And it’s only been two weeks

alisonshendrixs:

if u can’t handle me at my hardcore feminist then u can’t have me at literally any other time bc that’s all i am 24/7